- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Your mom

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

women's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Compton

Chayton

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

George W. Bush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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