Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Rob Bell

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Rebecca Black.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What should I name my dog?

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