Amputations.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Du bist mein Kampf

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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