Left. That one direction...

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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poop

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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want to go home? yea

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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