What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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you

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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hey bill!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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