Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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