- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Frown is a four letter word.

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