What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Sex. That is all.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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The WNBA.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Rock mattress.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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