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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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