What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Trashcan!

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What is a question?

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

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