- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis in a box.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

women leaving the kitchen

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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