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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Compton

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Chayton

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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George W. Bush

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8=D

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Hey

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