What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Lil' Wayne

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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BWAT

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