- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Knock Knock It's Open!

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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