- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

maddie latino

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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