- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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