-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Your mom goes to college

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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