Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A baby seal walks into a club...

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Looks through the peephole.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Asians

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

co jo kurwa tocza?

imadewords

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

T-Dog scare me

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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