A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Sex. That is all.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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you will die someday

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Anti Joke

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