- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

i love antijokes

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??