Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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austins gay lolololol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Communism

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obama is a good president

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Your Mom

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