- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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