- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

women leaving the kitchen

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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