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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Looks through the peephole.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

minced oaths

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Hellen Keller

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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