What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

It says so on your cap.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A jew went to Germany.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

You smell bad? Cool.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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