- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

in the begining... god made some stuff

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

BWAT

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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