What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Star Wars

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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MICHAEL

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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