What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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knock knock go away ok

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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like for a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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