your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

poop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

K

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Canida

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

OBAMA

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Anti Joke

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