What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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