- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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