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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

The penn state football administration

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What's up? The sky.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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