- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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