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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's cold and icy? Ice

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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