Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What's up? A direction...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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