women have rights

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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don't look behind you

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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