what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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