What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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