- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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