What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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No it isn't.

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