What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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