How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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