whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

cory is gay

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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