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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Barack Obama

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Homework.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Barack Obama

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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