Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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gay rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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