why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

math test 2=2

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

you know what hurts.... PAIN

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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