this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

stop it ryan vallee

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

knock knock

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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