- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

roses are red, violets are violet

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

gay rights

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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