- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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9/11/2001

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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i'm not gay

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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This is my joke. funny

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Men's rights.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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