- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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