Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Star Wars

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Is this a chair?

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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women's rights

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Turn around.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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