John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Looks through the peephole.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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no u

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What sucks?

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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