How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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