- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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