- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

People Eating Tasty Animals

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

I only like NY as a friend.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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