Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Nathan Gooderson.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

I cant think of one (._. )

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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