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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Knock Knock Come in

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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