Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Anne Frank.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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