Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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cory is gay

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Communism

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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It's long!

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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