What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Yes. Just Yes.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

robin, get in the car.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

"Up to 50% off."

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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