Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's up? The sky.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Windows Vista

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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