- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Priority parking for hybrid cars

hi. thats what she said.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Bumsniffer

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Ham sandwich

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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