- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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