- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What's cold and icy? Ice

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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